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Only in the indie space do we see games like Pizza vs. Skeletons. Bright and humorous, as well as off-the-walls, it’s a 2D action game that stars a 10-foot tall pizza. It has a knack for catching you off guard by design; delicately crafted to avoid the mechanical monotony so common in its space, it’s an adventure that re-imagines what it is in almost every level. Sometimes you’ll save puppies. Other times, you’ll ski. Or butt heads with gigantic skulls. Or just bash skeletons because, hey, that’s fun.

You just can’t pitch this game to a major publisher. This will never be a blown-up, $60 retail title. It’s too free-wheeling, too idealistic. It’s too … different.

I’ve had my paws all over a pre-release build for the last week or so, and I’m OK with saying that it’s looking every bit as awesome as its name implies it will be. Sure, it might not have any ultra-familiar trappings to draw connections to, but that’s kind of the point: this thing is bananas, man. It’s as far-out as a quasar.

Take the mechanics, for example. In the game, you control a house-sized pizza that can roll, stomp, and jump. Rolling requires a simple tilt of the device. Tap the screen and the pizza jumps. Tap again while in the air and the pizza unleashes a devastating stomp.

Rolling automatically obliterates enemies into plumes of grave dust — provided they aren’t hoisting an over-sized, pizza-skewing spear in front of their bodies. If this is the case, a physics-bending jump and stomp will do the trick. As you play, you’ll start running into a few enemies that twist this basic combat model. There’s a flying skeleton that requires a bit more touch, as well as other minor iterations on this specific idea.

If that was the game, I’d still be as into it since, you know, you’ll be controlling a giant, grimacing pizza on a quest to kill all the skeletons ever. But that’s not all there is. Pizza vs. Skeletons is like a conga line of levels and different systems, each one bolting onto the back of the last and making the stream stronger and crazier.

In the first chapter, you’ll be introduced to a skiing mini-game that doesn’t task you with killing. Instead, the objective is to hit the ramps perfectly in order to collect the most currency possible. Later, you’ll be balancing the pizza on the top of a huge skull while crossing a pit of spikes, pummeling telltale Angry Birds structures into oblivion, or even bouncing on rocks in a timed adventure that has you knocking skulls off of the tiny platform you’ll be forced to work with.

There’s a lot more, and I won’t spoil it all. I will say, though, that nothing I’ve been doing is striking me as particularly interesting. Everything in the game exists in the service of fun, kinda like a Rock Band. You’re just playing to act out weird power fantasies, and that’s cool.

Also, while there’s a level of schizophrenia inherent in this kind of design, Riverman ties all of the bits and bobs together into a coherent whole; the sound design is as kooky as the game, and the art direction? It’s like something Tim Burton would do if he could (a) draw and (b) chill out every once in a while. The game is bent, but lightly so; its style and its tone fits well with the oodles of off-the-wall content.

There’s a good story about this game’s design in this week’s show. Riverman is composed of two brothers, Jacob and Paul Stevens. Jacob, the art dude, dreamt up the scenarios. Paul, the programmer, then had to figure out a way to not only make it work technically, but also make them fun.

The prototyping phase took awhile and the duo had a lot of back and forths on the subject of dreams vs. the reality of having to make solid, fun-to-play content within the technical parameters of the game.

“There are a few levels that have the theme of your sort of crushing a structure in a way like how you fling birds in Angry Birds at something and destroy it. We thought could we make that fun as a pizza? Well, if you actually physically control your character and just crush, say, the Great Pyramids, that could be interesting.” Paul told us earlier this week.

“Jake’s ideas probably come from a totally different place than mine do. In mine, I was thinking what’s fun being a huge, powerful character? Crushing structures.”

Another fun thing that comes hand-in-hand with the conceit of driving around a huge pizza is topping customization. As you beat levels, you earn currency which can be dropped into extra vegetables or meats, new faces, new glasses, and even hats. Each is lovingly animated, and most are pretty hilarious. I’ll go on record here and say that nothing comes close to being as cool as a 10-foot tall pizza with a top hat.

I’ve held back my progression in the game so I wouldn’t get too review-y in this, but I think it’s pretty obvious that I’ll be embracing the game with open arms when it hits a little later this month on the 16th. We’ll be bringing you more around that time, too.

For now, though, keep your eyes on this and Riverman. The studio has never attempted a game this ambitious, this out-of-the-mold, and it seems like it has hit a new stride in the process. I’m excited, and I think you should be, too.

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So, Mass Effect is returning to the iPhone. At a recent EA event, the publisher passed around a pamphlet announcing Mass Effect Infiltrator for the iPhone, iPod Touch, and the iPad. In a nutshell, it’s a third-person shooter featuring universe’s trimmings, and it will apparently tie into Mass Effect 3’s Galaxy At War component.

EA also announced a companion app called Mass Effect Datapad, but revealed nothing about it except its platform: iPad.

On to what we know then. In Infiltrator , you’ll “help free prisoners from a hostile Cerberus base” and receive rewards as you gather evidence of Cerberus’ crimes. All your rescues and your discoveries will feed into Galaxy At War’s ”Galactic Readiness rating,” which informs events in the game’s single-player.

As if the latter wasn’t enough to get you to check it out, the app will also offer users exclusive weapons to use in ME3.

Infiltrator’s announcement is pretty hot off the presses, so the details are pretty vague. On the other hand, it seems like it is passing through certification as we write this — if EA is using the term “soon” in regards to its release traditionally — so, the wait to see what’s actually going on should actually end shortly.

UPDATE: Fun fact: this is being developed by Dead Space iOS devs Iron Monkey Studios. This can only be a good thing, we think.

UPDATE 2: IGN has nabbed the first screenshots for Mass Effect Infiltrator:

[Via Shacknews, Joystiq, IGN]

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If you don’t have someone to curl up to this Valentine’s Day, you might want to consider snuggling with your iPad instead. It doesn’t have skin or emotion or whatever, sure, but it’ll have plenty to give you over the holiday stretch. For example, Paper Monsters [$.99] has received a themed update in celebration, adding an entirely new level pack and decidedly less romantic, but necessary bug fixes and level tweaks.

Of course, Paper Monsters won’t be the only title receiving an update like this: in the past, most “big” games, like Angry Birds or Cut The Rope, have received a little nod to the holiday. Also, publishers are undoubtedly going to go on price cutting sprees since Valentine’s Day is so popular and all.

So, yeah, you don’t need a real partner. Your iPad will have plenty for you, and hey, it won’t even ask you for chocolate or a rose or expect to get something nice.

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If you wanted a leg up in Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies [$6.99], Activision has your back. In an update that hit yesterday, the publisher has added a new in-game “Points Pack system” that allows users to purchase the game’s currency for real money. There’s a total of six tiers to choose from, ranging in price from $.99 to $49.99. The former gives you 12,000 points to play with, while the latter dishes out an astounding 2,000,000.

More interestingly, this update rolls in a couple of new weapons — the Ray Gun and “the zombie-attracting” Monkey Bomb. Both hit at no-cost after updating, which happens to be the same offering price for all the update’s nebulous bug fixes and optimizations. Content is something we’ve noted that Black Ops Zombies needs, so these weapons are certainly a welcome sight. Hopefully new, wholly original and game-specific maps are hitting soon, too.

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If you’re looking to game on the cheap this week, you’re in luck: a couple of big-time publishers and studios are offering a healthy swathe of their catalogues for $.99 right now. For example, Telltale is throwing yet another free-for-all. Until the end of this month, you can grab the Puzzle Agent and Hector series at a more wallet-friendly price. Gameloft is celebrating the Chinese New Year by killing the prices of nine of its premium offerings, while EA is still rocking price tags with its Daily Deals program.

Here’s a list, and note some of the odds and ends, too — Bard’s Tale and Puzzlejuice are in the mix, as well as a few other cool notables. This, by the way, is by no means a comprehensive list. We’re just highlighting.

Telltale

• Hector Episode 1 HD – $6.99 → $2.99
• Hector Episode 2 – $4.99 → $.99
• Hector Episode 2 HD – $6.99 → $2.99
• Hector Episode 3 – $4.99 → $.99
• Hector Episode 3 HD – $6.99 → $2.99
• Puzzle Agent – $4.99 → $.99
• Puzzle Agent HD – $6.99 → $2.99
• Puzzle Agent 2 – $4.99 → $.99
• Puzzle Agent 2 HD – $6.99 → $2.99

Gameloft

• Assassin’s Creed – Altair’s Chronicles – $4.99 → $.99
• Assassin’s Creed – Altair’s Chronicles for iPad – $6.99 → $.99
• BackStab – $6.99 → $.99
• Fast Five the Movie: Official Game – $4.99 → $.99
• Fast Five the Movie: Official Game for iPad – $4.99 → $.99
• James Cameron’s Avatar - $4.99 → $.99
• James Cameron’s Avatar for iPad – $4.99 → $.99
• NOVA 2 – $6.99 – $.99
• NOVA 2 for iPad – $6.99 – $.99
• Silent Ops – $6.99 → $.99
• Spider-Man: Total Mayhem – $6.99 → $.99
• Spider-Man: Total Mayhem for iPad – $6.99 → $.99
• Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Shadow Vanguard – $ 6.99 → $.99
• Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Shadow Vanguard for iPad – $6.99  → $.99
• Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Conviction – $4.99 → $.99
• Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Conviction for iPad – $4.99 → $.99

EA

• Command and Conquer Red Alert for iPad – $4.99 → $.99
• Tetris for iPad – $6.99 → $.99
• Trenches 2 – $1.99 → $.99

Odds and Ends

• Monkey Quest: Thunderbow HD – $1.99 → $.99
• Plunderland – $2.99 – $1.99
• Puzzlejuice – $1.99 → $.99
• The Bard’s Tale – $5.99 → $2.99

There you go! I heartily suggest Puzzlejuice if you still haven’t gave it a shot. It’s a really, really well-made puzzle game.

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Developer Microids and publisher Anuman Interactive have announced that Barbarian – The Death Sword will be hitting the App Store early next month. Barbarian is a modern remake of the classic Commodore 64 title Barbarian – The Ultimate Warrior, also known in the US as simply Death Sword. Released in 1987, the original Barbarian was a one-on-one fighting game pitting buff and brutal warriors against each other.

Despite the fighting genre being in its infancy, Barbarian was critically acclaimed for its competitive gameplay. However, most of its notoriety outside of the gaming world was garnered by its violent nature where you were able to decapitate your opponent in a shower of blood, as well as the scantily clad models featured on its packaging.

The new version of Barbarian looks to be a similar one-on-one fighter, but with visuals that have been crafted in 3D. Check out the promo video below, which features both scantily clad women and violence just like its original inspiration:

One other really cool aspect about Barbarian – The Death Sword that was pointed out in the video is the ability to compete against other players across different platforms. I’m not sure if this extends all the way to the PC and Android platforms, but at the very least you’ll be able to play against your buddies no matter if they’re on a Mac, iPhone or iPad. Another thing I’d like to find out is if this multiplayer is online or just local. But, it shouldn’t be long before we can find out, as Barbarian – The Death Sword is set to launch in the first half of February, and we’ll be checking it out when it hits then.

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Stolen Couch Games‘ tactical RPG Kids vs Goblins has been getting a lot of traction on our message board for good reason: it looks hot. In the game, you’ll control three kids with up to 80 different spells on a quest that’ll see them exploring a total of seven unique environments. As you’ll see in the new trailer below, the spell system takes a cue from Magicka; it encourages users to combine individual spells and then exploit the combined power in order to progress and beat up waves of bad dudes. There seems to be a fair bit of standard action RPG-ery, too.

Kids vs Goblins is being published by Crescent Moon Games, and is expected to hit the iPad first later this February. In the game’s message board thread, the publisher has noted that Apple has it in its hands right now, so it’s just a matter of approval. We’ll continue keeping our eye on this one, for sure.

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A lot of people don’t like Square Enix’s App Store prices mainly because they’re so much higher than the norm. Good thing about the holidays, we guess, is that all of these prices tend to fall. And they have. Again. This year. Starting now and extending until after New Years Day, you can grab just about every Square Enix title at a much lower price. For example, Final Fantasy Tactics is $11.99 instead of $15.99. Another example: Chaos Rings Omega is $5.99 rather than $11.99.

Here’s a full list of what we’ve seen. Do note that Square is also offering up a bunch of actual apps at a lower cost, too. Just hit up its publisher page on iTunes to see those:

• Chaos Rings – $12.99 → $6.99
• Chaos Rings for iPad – $15.99 → $7.99
• Chaos Rings Omega – $11.99 → $5.99
• Chaos Rings Omega for iPad – $14.99 → $6.99
• Chocobo Panic – $3.99 → $1.99
• Cooking Mama – $6.99 → $3.99
• Crystal Defenders – $7.99 → $3.99
• Crystal Defenders for iPad – $7.99 → $3.99
• Final Fantasy I – $8.99 → $4.99
• Final Fantasy II – $8.99 → $4.99
• Final Fantasy III – $15.99 → $11.99
• Final Fantasy III for iPad – $16.99 → $12.99
• Final Fantasy Tactics – $15.99 → $11.99
• Groove Coaster – $2.99 → $.99
• Hills and Rivers Remain – $4.99 – $2.99
• Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light – $2.99 → $.99
• Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light for iPad – $4.99 → $.99
• Secret of Mana – $8.99 → $4.99
• Sliding Heroes – $.99 → Free
• Song Summoner: The Unsung Heroes – Encore – $9.99 → $4.99
• Space Invaders Infinity Gene – $4.99 → $2.99
• Summer Story – $8.99 → $3.99
• Vanguard Storm – $3.99 → $1.99
• Victorian Mysteries: The Moonstone – $1.99 → $.99
• Victorian Mysteries: The Moonstone for iPad – $2.99 → $.99
• Voice Fantasy – $2.99 → $.99

All the Taito stuff on sale are must-have kind of games, as we’ve mentioned many times before. Forced to pick a straight-up Square game, we’d say Final Fantasy III is probably the best value on the list. It’s a great game on iPad especially, and has enough touch hooks to feel decidedly less port-y than its other stuff.

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We don’t celebrate a single holiday at TouchArcade Tower unless Gameloft throws a sale in celebration of it. And, guys, it looks like we’re going to have Christmas and New Years in 2011. Starting now, you can grab, uh, a bunch, of the publisher’s better games for that price, including the startlingly good NOVA 2.

We’ve got the list, so check it out if below if you’re interested about what Gameloft is selling. Also, as we kinda mentioned already, NOVA 2 is our pick out of this list. If you’re a fan of the Assassin’s Creed fiction, Altair’s Chronicles isn’t all THAT bad at $.99, either.

• 9mm – $6.99 → $.99
• Assassin’s Creed – Altair’s Chronicles – $4.99 → $.99
• Assassin’s Creed – Altair’s Chronicles for iPad – $6.99 → $.99
• BackStab – $6.99 → $.99
• Driver - $2.99 → $.99
• Fast Five the Movie: Official Game – $4.99 → $.99
• Fast Five the Movie: Official Game for iPad – $4.99 → $.99
• Gameloft Action Pack – $4.99 → $.99
• Gameloft Sports Pack – $4.99 – $.99
• Gangstar Rio: City of Saints – $6.99 → $.99
• Iron Man 2 – $4.99 → $.99
• Iron Man 2 for iPad – $4.99 → $.99
• James Cameron’s Avatar - $4.99 → $.99
• James Cameron’s Avatar for iPad – $4.99 → $.99
• NOVA 2 – $6.99 → $.99
• NOVA 2 for iPad – $6.99 → $.99
• Rayman 2: The Great Escape – $4.99 → $.99
• The Settlers – $4.99 → $.99
• Silent Ops – $6.99 → $.99
• Spider-Man: Total Mayhem – $6.99 → $.99
• Spider-Man: Total Mayhem for iPad – $6.99 → $.99
• Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Shadow Vanguard – $ → $.99
• Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Shadow Vanguard for iPad – $ → $.99

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We’ve come to expect EA to never mess around with its sales, and we’re pleased to report that it certainly isn’t messing around with its latest. From now, and presumably until shortly after New Years Day, all of the publisher’s gargantuan premium catalogue is an agreeable $.99. That means games like Madden 12, Trenches II, and many others have been reduced up to 90-percent off the original asking price. Whoa, right?

This same sale happened last year around this time, too. You probably know the story, but EA managed to choke the App Store’s charts with its titles and pushed everyone out of its way. It was a powerful move that set the yuletide savings tone moving forward.

We’ve got a list, but just as a note, we haven’t listed every single EA game, just the ones in this “holiday sale.”

• Battlefield: Bad Company 2 – $2.99 → $.99
• Battlefield: Bad Company 2 HD – $9.99 → $.99
• Battleship HD – $2.99 → $.99
• Bop it! for iPad – $ → $.99
• Coconut Dodge HD – $1.99 → $.99
• Command & Conquer: Red Alert HD – $4.99 → $.99
• Dead Space – $6.99 → $.99
• Dead Space HD – $9.99 → $.99
• Draw Jump HD – $2.99 → $.99
• Dragon’s Lair 2: Time Warp – $2.99 → $.99
• FIFA 12 – $4.99 → $.99
• FIFA 12 for iPad – $9.99 → $.99
• Fight Night Champion – $4.99 → $.99
• The Game of Life for iPad – $6.99 → $.99
• High Caliber Hunting - $2.99 – $.99
• Madden NFL 12 – $4.99 → $.99
• Madden NFL 12 for iPad – $12.99 → $.99
• Max And the Magic Marker HD – $2.99 → $.99
• Mirror’s Edge HD – $9.99 → $.99
• Monopoly for iPad – $9.99 → $.99
• Monopoly Here & Now: The World Edition – $2.99 → $.99
• Monopoly Here & Now: The World Edition for iPad – $ → $.99
• NBA Jam HD – $4.99 → $.99
• NCAA Football – $2.99 → $.99
• Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit – $4.99 → $.99
• Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit HD – $9.99 → $.99
• Need For Speed Shift 2 Unleashed – $2.99 → $.99
• Need For Speed Shift 2 Unleashed for iPad – $4.99 → $.99
• Need for Speed Undercover – $2.99 → $.99
• PICTUREKA! HD – $4.99 → $.99
• Reckless Racing HD – $4.99 → $.99
• RISK -$2.99 → $.99
• RISK HD -$6.99 → $.99
• Scrabble -$2.99 → $.99
• Scrabble HD – $9.99 → $.99
• SimCity Deluxe HD – $6.99 → $.99
• Snood HD – $4.99 → $.99
• Spy Mouse HD – $2.99 → $.99
• TETRIS HD – $7.99 → $.99
• Trenches II – $1.99 → $.99
• Trenches II for iPad – $2.99 → $.99
• Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12 – $4.99 → $.99
• Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12 for iPad – $6.99 → $.99
• Trivial Pursuit Master Edition for iPad – $ – $.99
• The Sims 3 -$6.99 → $.99
• The Sims 3: Ambitions – $4.99 → $.99
• The Sims Medieval – $4.99 – $.99
• The Sims 3: World Adventures – $2.99 → $.99
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon – $2.99 → $.99
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon HD – $4.99 → $.99
• Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 HD – $4.99 → $.99

If you’re looking for something else, hit up EA’s publisher page on the App Store. You’ll see its entire selection, including games that were already $.99 courtesy its Daily Deals seasonal program.

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